Q: What will a blonde ask you if you tell her she's pregnant?
A: "Is it mine?"
Virgo
A: "Is it mine?"
Virgo
Your Most Likeable Traits: Consciencious, Organized & Energetic
Symbol: The Virgin (Representing purity, modesty, industriousness, service to fellow workers.)
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Element: Earth
Dominant Keyword: I ANALYZE.
Magical Birthstone: Sapphire (Brings tranquility of mind & protects against illness & injury while traveling.)
Special Flowers: Morning Glory & Pansy
Special Colors: Navy Blue & Gray (Classic colors of refinement and taste)
Lucky Numbers: 5 & 3
Lucky Day: Wednesday
Part of the body ruled by Virgo: The Nervous System and the Intestine
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.
5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.
8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.
11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.
13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.
15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea.
28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.
29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.
30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.
57. But don't be obssessive. Major turn-off.
58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!
65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.
66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.
74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.
77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you. :]
97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much.
100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.
When she's quiet-Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you-Give her your attention
When she's scared-Protect her
When she steal's your favorite hoodie-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you-Tease her back and make her laugh
When she bump's into you-Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret-Keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes-Don't look away until she does
When shes cold-Let her wear your hoodie
